Looks like I get to visit the Fancy Mouth Spa again in a couple weeks!

As I was having my teeth polished, I decided that the devil is most likely real and he manifests himself in the form of a HORRIBLE VIBRATING TOOTH POLISHER.  And I was thinking, “I can’t handle this.  I can handle a good amount of pain, but I can’t handle this tooth polisher.  I wish she would just go back to stabbing my gums with that pointy thing.”  Then I hear, “Oh, you have a loose filling.  Gonna have to replace that!”  I take back what I said about pain.  Shit.

And it’s not even like I earned this filling (replacement).  If it were a real, new cavity, at least I would have enjoyed getting it (i.e. OREOS).  But shit.  This is just to replace one I’ve had for years.

Do you think they’ll let me listen to my iPod while they drill my tooth?  

BECAUSE DRILLING IS A MILLION TIMES WORSE THAN THAT TOOTH POLISHER AND I’M SO SCARED YOU GUYS I’M FRIGHTENED.

2 months ago
  1. ponyinarope said: give me the tooth polisher over the pointy scrapey thing any day. at least when they use the tooth polisher it doesn’t feel like they’re trying to pull your teeth out.
  2. lilykily said: If you are able, ask for a script for the pain. Very painful!
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