The Vegkat

Well, he’s a porn star.

I was looking through the 87 different HBO channels, looking for this week’s Bill Maher since my DVR didn’t catch it, and I stumbled straight from “Down Periscope” to the ridiculous soft core hell that is Cinemax. Apparently they’re having a free weekend or something. Once I’m there I cannot look away. To say it was arousing would be… a total joke. It was like watching farm animals do it. You are kind of horrified, but you have to watch. At least I had to. I don’t know how anyone finds this sexy.

So anyway, there’s this woman with terrible fake boobies (different sizes, one’s higher than the other, and they don’t bounce! At all! BOOBIES ARE SUPPOSED TO MOVE!) and she’s writhing around, faking it ‘til she makes it, and the guy who’s penis is obviously a mile away from her baby box is the cotton candy-Super Troopers guy.

So there you go.