March 2012
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Oh my god I love "Grease".
Travolta used to be such a sex machine.
on the topic of Nesmith
wizardspaw:
i really like the contrast between his small shapely mouth and his big nose, framed by his dark parted hair.
once again, a personal favorite of the Fuckface Combo.
Exactly. Talk about relative to my interests. #1 Nesmith fan over here.
February 2012
Just purchased a pattern for my next cross stitch... →
I’ve been thinking about it for months.
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“Sadly the propaganda campaign launched in the 1960s has taken root. The radical...”
– Republican presidential candidate RICK SANTORUM, writing in his 2005 book It Takes A Family, essentially saying that women have no role in the workplace.
They’re just good for heterosexual sex, making babies and cleaning up the house, right, Rick?
Amazingly, about half of half of the country is...
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Shut up, Becky.: vanboobsenstein: speakgirl:... →
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i hope rick santorum is walking down the street and someone is walking the opposite way towards him and they both try to go around eachother the same direction and end up both looking...
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WHAT?? DAVY JONES??? WHAT??
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WHAT?????
Nooooooo!
I don’t often get emotional over celebrity deaths, but this…
This has me feeling pretty sad.
Me, too. And if I see one more joke about it (SERIOUSLY, ALREADY??) I’m going to light the internet on fire. Come on, people.
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WHAT?? DAVY JONES??? WHAT??
WHAT?????
Nooooooo!
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My brain, all day: “Nah, you don’t need to drink anything all day. Especially that yucky water. Just sip on this one cup of old coffee all day.”
My mouth, right before bed: “OH MY GOD WHAT IS THIS MIRACLE NECTAR OF THE GODS. IT IS SO REFRESHING. YOU MUST DRINK ALL THE WATER.”
My bladder, all night: “You stupid bitch.”
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I may have found my plans for Friday night? →
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You guys!
I have plans for Friday! Like with a human being! Out among other human beings! And they aren’t people I live with!
So what do people do out in public these days? I mean, without kids? Preferably in the Southern suburbs?
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elizabethplaid asked: If you wanna wear Victorian clothing, an easier excuse than buying a house is doing the steampunk costume thing
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elizabethplaid replied to your photo: Ok, everyone, I need your opinion. Don’t worry…
I wish you’d keep the red. It’s neat and quirky and eye-catching. Actually, I’ve heard a lot of companies use red in their logos and ads because of its psychological effect. Food companies use it to make you hungry, I think. Kinda weird, I guess
I love the red and I would like to keep it. However, most...
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The red goes.
Thanks, guys! I was leaning that way, anyway, but since everyone said that, too, I’m totally going the peer pressure route and painting it a different color. YAY! Now I get to pick out paint colors again! :-) Unless I have enough turquoise left from my kitchen.
Thanks for the help and pushing me in the right direction.
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I accidentally bought some Oreos.
Oopsie.
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Here's a helpful hint: "Wa-la" is actually spelled...
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Every time I see a grown man spell it “wah-la” or “wa-la” I die a little.
HAHAHAHA! One time while I was working at Target, I overheard one of the managers (or L.O.D.s in Targetspeak) say say to another, “People are so stupid. Like when they spell ‘wah-la’ with a ‘V’. It doesn’t even sound like a ‘V’!” I wanted to scratch his...
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Two stupid things I did today:
1) I flushed a tube of hand cream down the toilet. We have a shelf dealy-bobber above the toilet. After I hit the flush button (yeah, we have a button) I reached in to my basket of soap, lotion, various other accoutrements that sits on said shelf to get something to take care of this stupid cracked knuckle that will not heal. Anyway, I hit the hand cream and it fell into the toilet and I...
I am *never* going to lose any weight with all...
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