February 2011
Everyone on the house is asleep. That means nobody saw my incredible dance to the Stitching ‘n’ Junk theme while I brushed my teeth.
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Sorry in advance for all the swears.
My husband only gets paid once a month, so when he does we go to Target and spend a shit load of money. Today we were there, and the dairy section looked like there had been a fucking riot. The milk cases were empty, the yogurt and cottage cheese area were bare and the egg case only had about two cartons left, and I’m sure that’s only because they had broken eggs. The aisles were...
January 2011
I don't believe in demonic possession, but...
…I think red aida is the closest thing an inanimate object can be to being sinister. It seems to be doing something awful to my brain, and I’m not sure it’s normal. I will have to think twice about buying it again.
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Cinematic Titanic
fuckyeahmst3k:
My poster autographed by Joel, Frank, Trace, J. Elvis and Mary Jo. I went for my 29th birthday and as they were signing this I mentioned it was my birthday so they all wished me a happy birthday. I also shook their hands, and didn’t wash mine for like a week.
We are all absurdly jealous. Srsly.
It was amazing. This is now framed and hanging in my dining room.
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That drink I just invented with the two different...
I’m calling it Unicorn’s Milk.
Because it’s MAGIC.
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I just discovered the Genius playlist dealy on...
I loves it so much.
ARCHER PARTY!
Ricky Gervais is on "The Office", "30 Rock" is on...
Looks like I’m gonna get just a little fatter tonight.
(It’s totally worth it.)
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I don't know why but those glittery penises are...
Rachel's XXXStitches & ramblings: "Are you gonna... →
rachelkristin:
This was the question I was asked by a cashier a little bit ago & I wanted to reach over the counter & choke her. I get asked these kinds of question a lot.
“What are you going to think of your tattoos when you’re 70?”
“Are you going to regret getting all that stuff put on your body when you’re…
This is why I decided to finally get my first tattoo last year. I...
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Looks like I missed a thing yesterday.
I’m 5’9”. This is going to turn into a Truthful Tuesday, even though it’s Wednesday.
I’m 5’9”, but I have terrible posture, and because of my slouching I don’t look quite as tall as I am. I was this tall in 6th grade, and towered above everyone in my class (I also had my giant size 10 feet, then, too). I grew 6 inches between 5th and 6th grade,...
Truthful Tuesday
doaflip:
vegkat:
doaflip:
I’m sorry if you all hate me for this..
I don’t like Ricky Gervais. I think he’s a knob. Always have done. Always will do.
Oops! I think you might have spelled his name wrong. It’s ok, I do it all the time. It’s actually spelled Dane Cook.
;-)
I had to look him up, and then I remembered I watched his awful stand up once upon a time. Since I’d forgotten it,...
Truthful Tuesday
doaflip:
I’m sorry if you all hate me for this..
I don’t like Ricky Gervais. I think he’s a knob. Always have done. Always will do.
Oops! I think you might have spelled his name wrong. It’s ok, I do it all the time. It’s actually spelled Dane Cook.
;-)
Hey, Michelle "Crazy Eyes" Bachmann.
The camera is over here. The teleprompter isn’t the camera, asshole.