January 2011
Givurtstermeener.
Guvistumeiner.
Gevitstumienr.
Oh. Gewurztraminer. Of course.
Holy shitballs, Batman
I have been a hardcore Duranie (Duran Duran fan) since 7th grade (1993). I have all their albums on CD and vinyl. I’ve seen them twice in concert, both times in the third row. John Taylor even noticed me once. But their last album suuuuuucked and it felt like I had to break it off with them. They had pretty much been dead to me for the last couple years, and I didn’t even know...
Zombie movie: check.
White wine: check.
Crackers and a TUB of cheese: check.
I’m ready for this new year shit.
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December 2010
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What the hell, (almost) January?
I took a shower that was too hot, then blow-dried my hair which caused me to overheat and I almost felt like I was going to pass out. So I figured I’d step outside for a few minutes to cool off, you know, because this is NORTHERN ILLINOIS and the LAST DAY OF DECEMBER and all. It’s almost 60 effing degrees outside. And because of the THUNDERSTORM we’ve been having all day,...
Me: So, what are we going to do for dinner?
Hubby: Pah! I don’t know, you’re the wife!
We love pretending to be stupid.
Also, I still don’t know what’s for dinner.
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On poop.
dearcoketalk:
Why the fuck do some sexist, misogynist men and self loathing women think by any stretch of logic that women don’t poop?
Ugly girls poop, but pretty girl poop is a myth. Only eighties music and rainbow sherbet comes out of our butts.
(Chill out, stinky. This kind of ridiculousness deserves to be laughed at. You need to have a sense of humor, otherwise when real sexism and...
I just watched "Celebrity Rehab with Dr. Drew",...
Layers, baby.
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Episode 127: Pissycast →
sblaufuss:
Episode 127: We’re pissy! Whatever!
Uke Youtube Channel!
Maximum Overdrive and Tremors
We got loot for Kweznuz!
Movies we loved when we were kids
Download: Episode 127
I was listening to this in bed and when Shane flipped out over “Tremors” I laughed so hard I woke up the hubby.
I love...
I love Netflix. I love “30 Rock”. I love that Netflix has “30 Rock” on watch instantly. I love that there are like 80 episodes of “30 Rock” that I haven’t seen.
I LOVE “30 ROCK” MARATHONS.
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note to self: possible words to use instead of...
natalieproteindeficiency:
-danika:
nonsensical wacky screwy (?) ridiculous illogical ludicrous preposterous absurd silly unbelievable incredible freaky bizarre feckless pointless futile outrageous harebrained (?) strange peculiar weird impressive excessive wild irrational funny unusual
Wacky is definitely my favorite. As is, impressive and ridiculous.
My favorite has always been...
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I love you, internet.
OK, I love you people on the internet. I mean, seriously. Before the internet, how was I supposed to know there were so many amazing people out there with so many similar interests as me? We all had to deal with the (mostly) boring schmoes we run into every day that we have nothing in common with. People who don’t get us or make fun of us or are just plain lame. Now I can go to bed...
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Mucinex really needs to add another side effect to...
If you are a lady and you’ve taken it, you know what I’m talking about. If you haven’t and you don’t, I’m not going to mention it here. All I’m going to say is: gross. Gross. Gross. Gross.
I always get so sad when the last showing of "A...
Christmas is almost over. :-(
