February 2012
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I'm making honey cornbread.
It smells like I’m baking a fucking cake.
Instead of putting butter on it and/or crumbling it into my black bean soup, I’m just going to frost the fucker then shove my face into it.
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Look what I found (about the dream house that just...
The previous owners were flippers. Pre-resoration:
It sold in this condition for $50,000! FIFTY K!
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Sold. Cue sad(der) trombone.
It’s a very sad day for this girl who DOESN’T KNOW WHEN SHE WILL EVER GET TO MOVE. This baby sold. The housing market is sloooooow, so when this came up earlier this month (or was it late last month?) we thought there might be a good chance it could still be for sale when we move. Just sold this week. It was only our #1. No big deal. I’ll just go cry in my cold coffee.
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I think I'm going to watch my DVR'd Repulican...
Rage will fuel my workout.
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frageelay replied to your photo: A thing I made today because of obvious reasons.
So, what? We’re supposed to just toss our clothes on the floor now?
Obviously! Just say no to organization! (I’ve already done that, anyway…)
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Here: lunaticprophet: IL House panel approves... →
halfbakedidea:
lunaticprophet:
IL House panel approves anti-abortion measures, including bill on ultrasounds before abortion
SPRINGFIELD, Ill. (AP) — Illinois women who want to get abortions might be required to either view an ultrasound before the procedure or decline to do so in writing, under…
I’m sorry, the Illinois AGRICULTURAL COMMITTEE is voting on my reproductive rights?
What the...
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Here's the link for the evening crowd. →
You know, if you’re into looking at old houses for hours on end. SO MANY INTERIOR SHOTS.
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I just sat for an hour and looked at that old...
It seriously felt like 10 minutes. I only stopped looking for like 30 seconds when I dripped chocolate yogurt on my pants and had to lick it off. WHAT.
I have a problem, guys. And it’s called old houses.
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RICK SANTORUM WANTS TO PROTECT YOU! FROM THE EVILS... →
keepyourboehneroutofmyuterus:
This entire piece is a Must Read.
I am so bloody tired of being used as a pawn by both the left and the right in reproductive rights rhetoric, I could scream. And in fact, I often do. The right tells us that they oppose bodily autonomy and choice because it would lead to abortion of “precious angels,” which is apparently code for “disabled people,” while the left,...
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I just saw my cat drag his ass across one of my...
That son of a bitch.
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I've fallen down the rabbit hole, yo. →
There is nothing in here to grab a hold of and break my fall. It just keeps going and going…
The old houses… the original fixtures… the lack of granite and stainless steel… it’s glorious… you guys… send help…
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Looks like I get to visit the Fancy Mouth Spa...
As I was having my teeth polished, I decided that the devil is most likely real and he manifests himself in the form of a HORRIBLE VIBRATING TOOTH POLISHER. And I was thinking, “I can’t handle this. I can handle a good amount of pain, but I can’t handle this tooth polisher. I wish she would just go back to stabbing my gums with that pointy thing.” Then I hear,...
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I just dropped the boy off at preschool and I'm on...
I’m just going to pretend I’m going to a fancy mouth spa and I’m paying someone hundreds of dollars to clean my teeth and massage my gums with sharp pointy sticks.
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"I'm not going to get up. I'm just going to wait...
Thing I may have said to the Mr when he got up at 4 am, thinking it was hilarious.
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Truthful almost Thurdsay
I’m kind of really addicted to Russian podcasts.
Do you think I’ll eventually start picking up some Russian?
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rsmallbone replied to your post: The View
I’ve been married for 15 years and I’ve somehow managed to never beat my wife. But if I did, I’m pretty sure my friends and family would be all like, “He hardly ever beats her. It’s like once every 15 years. No biggie.”
RIGHT?!? A couple of friends of mine from high school are now married, and a few years ago I found out he had hit her. Pretty bad....
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The View
Don’t judge me, but I DVR “The View”. These stupid bitches are talking about Chris Brown again, and they are TOTALLY DEFENDING HIM.
Are you fucking kidding me??
He’s done his time, he’s been rehabilitated, he doesn’t have a history of beating women, blah blah blah. Um, what? Isn’t once enough?? I don’t want to beat a dead horse here (so to...
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My Facebook friend Mike Nesmith (no big deal) just...
We really are soul mates.
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Just put me in a fucking padded cell.
Last Monday I dropped a heavy plate on my foot and nearly broke a bone. Today I’m nailing trim into place and I just banged the shit out of my middle finger. We’ll see if the nail decides to hang in there or jump this sinking ship that is my body. It would probably have better luck out on her own.
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wizardspaw replied to your post: Really? I mean, really.
i have the same problem with a friend obsessed with the Shamwow guy.
Eh… me? Just kidding. But his situation was a little different. His hooker said, “NO KISSING. ON THE MOUTH. AT ALL.” And he started kissing her. She bit his tongue and wouldn’t let go, so he hit her head to try to get her to let go of his...
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Really? I mean, really.
I have a Facebook friend who continues to declare her love for Chris Brown. She loves dance, and she digs his moves, apparently. I posted the police report on my page (without any reference to her, but hoping she would at least glance at it), and she’s posted another video of his mentioning how great a dancer he is.
I don’t know how much longer I can bite my tongue.
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She's drinking nail polish.
SHE’S DRINKING NAIL POLISH.
